Well, my many critics tell me that I have a definite bias towards dogs, and blatantly ignore their curious antithesis - the cat. so, here you have it, my homage to two of my least favorite things - the cat, and the word "pee".
In truth, I got this preview of a new novelty book of poems written by cats called I Could Pee on This. Funny stuff. I had to share. Enjoy.
I Could Pee On This
Her new sweater doesn't small of me.
I could pee on that
She's gone out for the day and left her laptop
on the counter.
I could pee on that.
Her new boyfriend just pushed\
my head away.
I could pee on him.
She's ignoring me ignoring her.
I could pee everywhere.
She's making up for it by putting me on her lap.
I could pee on this.
I could pee on this.
HAR news...We had a great writing session for the musical last week. Four new writers are working with us. Tons of fun!
